Daily Joke
(Jokes are part of the 'My Brother Ain't So Smart' series by Paul Flanagan. Jokes are not for reprint. All rights reserved).
My brother ain't so smart. His wife invited her mother over for dinner. When she arrived she saw my brother shoving cotton balls into everyone's ears. She asked my brother what he was going?
My brother told her, "Before you arrived your daughter said you are a loud mouth and I don't want anyone going deaf!"
Daily Joke
(Jokes are part of the 'My Brother Ain't So Smart' series by Paul Flanagan. Jokes are not for reprint. All rights reserved).
My brother ain't so smart. His wife invited her mother over to dinner. When she arrived she found a psychiatrist sitting next to my brother at the dinner table. She asked my brother why he invited a psychiatrist to dinner.
My brother answered: "My wife said you drive people crazy. The psychiatrist is here to help the other dinner guest stay sane."
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Synopsis:
Meet Riley MacLeod...loving husband...caring father...faithful friend...successful writer...and the world's biggest idiot. Of course, in Riley's insane mind he sees himself as the world's biggest...well...hero. However, when Riley's wife insists they take a romantic drive from Vermont to Minnesota to spend Thanksgiving with her family who is far from normal themselves, the man who is hated by his neighbors and loathed by an angry tom cat, sets out to prove that he isn't an idiot...under duress, of course.
The trip begins with Riley getting tied up by his best friend, his clothes stolen by a group of mischievous teenagers, and a tow truck driver with a happy gun finger. Determined to keep pushing forward, under duress of course, Riley continues down the road desperately trying to leave the state of Vermont only to encounter a killer truck driver, a girl with strange colored hair, and a pair of old people who turn out to be drug dealers. Yet, through it all, Riley somehow turns out to be a hero...well, kinda.
Will Riley MacLeod and his wife make it to the Thanksgiving table in one piece or will they end up in a mental hospital locked away in little padded rooms?
About the series:
The Riley MacLeod series is revolves around a goofy husband who writes movies for a living. Riley lives in Vermont with his wife and two daughters. He lives in a neighborhood full of neighbors that want him deported to Antarctica. Riley has a best friend named Charlie. Charlie is almost as insane as Riley. Riley possesses a crazy imagination and sense of humor--along with a mouth that he can never keep closed--that is constantly getting him into trouble.
In the first installment of the Riley MacLeod series Riley and his wife Rebecca decide to drive from Vermont to Minnesota for Thanksgiving. They send their two daughters on ahead and intend to have a nice, romantic, drive. Right? Well, that was the goal. But we're talking about Riley MacLeod. What begins as a hopeful, romantic, road trip ends with up Riley getting tied up by his best friend, having his clothes stolen, getting shot at, beat up, chased, threatened and even tased. And that all happens before he even manages to leave the state of Vermont.
The Riley MacLeod series will consists of six-fun filled installments that will you keep you laughing as you turn each page.
About the Author:
Paul
Flanagan is on a mission to write clean comedy books that families can
read together. Clean, fun, laughter derived from hilarious characters
and comical situations are his tools--along with a crazy imagination
full of insane, funny, quirky and friendly characters.
Paul
believes clean comedy books are needed in a world where smut and filth
are published at a breath taking speed. His goal is to publish
short,clean, comedy books that families can sit down and laugh at
together. His goal is to bring back decent comedy books.
Paul loves Jesus with all his heart. His desire is to honor G-D in all he does.
Future installments (stay tuned!)
Riley MacLeod: "Getting Riley to the Party on Time"
Riley MacLeod: "You're Dead Meat Riley"
Riley MacLeod: "A Riley MacLeod Christmas Carol"
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Daily Joke
(Jokes are part of the 'My Brother Ain't So Smart' series by Paul Flanagan. Jokes are not for reprint. All rights reserved)
My brother ain't so smart. His wife invited her mother over to dinner. When she arrived my brother grabbed her, shoved her in a big box, poked some holes in the box, and mailed the box to a friend.
When the friend received the box he was very confused. He called my brother and asked: "Why did you mail me your mother-in-law?"
My brother answered: "Well, it is Christmas and you told me you love fruit cake. My mother-in-law is the biggest fruit cake in the world."
Christian Comedian Daren Streblow
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'Carving Up Riley'!
Come along on a fun and hilarious Thanksgiving road trip with Riley MacLeod! Read along as Riley tangles with the Cunningham Kid, gets shot at by a crazy tow truck driver, fights with a deranged cat, gets chased a killer truck driver, tased by a psychotic cop and nearly killed by two dangerous criminals...all before he even leaves the state of Vermont!
'Carving Up Riley' takes you on a hilarious adventure with Riley MacLeod, a full-time writer, husband, dad, best friend who fights to prove he is as sane as anyone else--even though he hears a shark talking to him in his mind at times. Riley is a lovable character who is a magnet for trouble--and a guy who is hated by his neighbors, especially Old Man Murray. Riley also has a crazy imagination that is always controlling his mouth!
Come along and win a fun and humorous Thanksgiving road trip comedy!
Fun Riley MacLeod Quiz
Question: What did Riley call the teenager who stole his clothes?
Question: What was Riley wearing when the tow truck driver began shooting at him?
Question: What fruit did Riley use to clog up a tail pipe?
Question: What Fast Food Restaurant did Riley lose his clothes at (again)?
Question: Who tried to shoot Riley while he was trapped in a traffic jam on a snowy highway?
Question: Who did Riley's wife end up beating up at a hotel?
Question: What did Riley call two dangerous criminals that tried to kill him?
Question: Who tased Riley?
Question: What planet does Riley claim his sister-in-law is from?
Question: What is the name of the cat Riley is always fighting with?
Question: What item did Riley's two daughters leave at the top of the stairs?
Final Question: Who is the old man who lives across from Riley
The answers to the quiz can be found in the first installment of the Riley MacLeod series!!!
Riley MacLeod Series
"Carving Up Riley"
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Synopsis:
Meet Riley MacLeod...loving husband...caring father...faithful friend...successful writer...and the world's biggest idiot. Of course, in Riley's insane mind he sees himself as the world's biggest...well...hero. However, when Riley's wife insists they take a romantic drive from Vermont to Minnesota to spend Thanksgiving with her family who is far from normal themselves, the man who is hated by his neighbors and loathed by an angry tom cat, sets out to prove that he isn't an idiot...under duress, of course.
