Sunday, February 2, 2025

Carving Up Riley

 

Riley MacLeod Series

"Carving Up Riley"

 

 

 https://www.amazon.com/Carving-Up-Riley-MacLeod-Book/dp/B0BZFG511Q/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1680044691&sr=1-1

https://www.booksamillion.com/p/Carving-Up-Riley/Paul-Flanagan/9798388990082 

https://bookshop.org/p/books/carving-up-riley-riley-macleod-series-book-1-paul-flanagan/19940090


 Synopsis:

Meet Riley MacLeod...loving husband...caring father...faithful friend...successful writer...and the world's biggest idiot. Of course, in Riley's insane mind he sees himself as the world's biggest...well...hero. However, when Riley's wife insists they take a romantic drive from Vermont to Minnesota to spend Thanksgiving with her family who is far from normal themselves, the man who is hated by his neighbors and loathed by an angry tom cat, sets out to prove that he isn't an idiot...under duress, of course.

The trip begins with Riley getting tied up by his best friend, his clothes stolen by a group of mischievous teenagers, and a tow truck driver with a happy gun finger. Determined to keep pushing forward, under duress of course, Riley continues down the road desperately trying to leave the state of Vermont only to encounter a killer truck driver, a girl with strange colored hair, and a pair of old people who turn out to be drug dealers. Yet, through it all, Riley somehow turns out to be a hero...well, kinda.

Will Riley MacLeod and his wife make it to the Thanksgiving table in one piece or will they end up in a mental hospital locked away in little padded rooms?

 

About the series:  

 The Riley MacLeod series is revolves around a goofy husband who writes movies for a living. Riley lives in Vermont with his wife and two daughters. He lives in a neighborhood full of neighbors that want him deported to Antarctica. Riley has a best friend named Charlie. Charlie is almost as insane as Riley. Riley possesses a crazy imagination and sense of humor--along with a mouth that he can never keep closed--that is constantly getting him into trouble. 

In the first installment of the Riley MacLeod series Riley and his wife Rebecca decide to drive from Vermont to Minnesota for Thanksgiving. They send their two daughters on ahead and intend to have a nice, romantic, drive. Right? Well, that was the goal. But we're talking about Riley MacLeod. What begins as a hopeful, romantic, road trip ends with up Riley getting tied up by his best friend, having his clothes stolen, getting shot at, beat up, chased, threatened and even tased. And that all happens before he even manages to leave the state of Vermont. 

The Riley MacLeod series will consists of six-fun filled installments that will you keep you laughing as you turn each page.

 

About the Author:

Paul Flanagan is on a mission to write clean comedy books that families can read together. Clean, fun, laughter derived from hilarious characters and comical situations are his tools--along with a crazy imagination full of insane, funny, quirky and friendly characters.

Paul believes clean comedy books are needed in a world where smut and filth are published at a breath taking speed. His goal is to publish short,clean, comedy books that families can sit down and laugh at together. His goal is to bring back decent comedy books.

Paul loves Jesus with all his heart. His desire is to honor G-D in all he does. 

 

Future installments (stay tuned!)

Riley MacLeod: "Getting Riley to the Party on Time"

Riley MacLeod:  "You're Dead Meat Riley"

Riley MacLeod:  "A Riley MacLeod Christmas Carol"

Sunday, November 17, 2024

My Brother Ain't So Smart Joke Book Is Published. The Cost is only $1.75



Love to laugh? Get ready for 101 clean "My Brother Ain't So Smart' jokes about a confused dad, husband, son-in-law and friend. From torturing his mother-in-law to misunderstanding his wife, the poor man thinks that he's smart and doing everything right--only he ends up making himself look dumber than yard dirt. The jokes are on him.

Paul Flanagan's New Joke Book
Clean Jokes For The Family
Joke Book Is Only $1.75.


Link:



Link:
 
 https://books2read.com/u/bxA7jd


Monday, September 9, 2024

Welcome to the Twi-light Zone

 Welcome to the 'Twi-Light Zone' 

In Today's Episode We're Going To Look At A Time That Will Shock You

 

Televisions Without Cable Or Remote Controls (gasp)

Cassette Tapes That You Had To Rewind (oh my)

VCR's That Played VHS Tapes (screaming in horror)
 
 
Telephones Instead of Cellphones (no text messages, no internet, no photos, no social media--the horror of it all!!!) 
 
 
Families Sat Down And Ate Together (the torture)




Families Cared About Each Other And Were Happy (crying out in torment)



Children Played Outside (oh my, impossible!!!) 



We Better Stop Here And Leave the 'Twi-Light Zone' And Return To Your Normal Society Before You Go Crazy!!!
 
 
Ah Much Better
 

 

 

 

 


 


Oh No! The Humans Are Awake!

 How Animals Feel When Humans Are Awake



How Animals Feels When Humans Are Asleep

 



My 'Before' and 'After' Marriage Photos

 My 'Before' and 'After' Marriage Photos 

 


 

Saturday, September 7, 2024

My Brother Ain't So Smart (Joke Series)

 


My Brother Ain't So Smart 

Daily Joke

(Jokes are part of the 'My Brother Ain't So Smart' series by Paul Flanagan. Jokes are not for reprint. All rights reserved. You can now buy my '101 My Brother Ain't So Smart' joke book for $1.75 at: https://books2read.com/b/bxA7jd)

 

 My brother ain't so smart. His wife invited her mother over for dinner. When my brother's mother-in-law arrived he grabbed the woman and threw her onto a treadmill. His mother-in-law yelled and demanded to know what was going on!

My brother explained: "Well, before you arrived your daughter said you like to throw your weight around. I'm just trying to help you loose some pounds so you won't hurt anybody!" 

 

 

Friday, September 6, 2024

Don't Rain On My Jokes

 Don't Rain On My Jokes 


 Who do you call when there is no electricity? A bolt of lightning. It will really 'Light Up' things again!

What did the rain say to its relatives? I thought I'd just drop in for a visit!

Did you hear that the storm clouds were called out to find a lost girl? Yeah, 'Windy' was missing!

Why did the rain drop hire the tornado as its talent agent? Because the tornado would really get its career spinning!

Did you hear that the hurricane couldn't come onto land? Its parents told it to stay at 'Sea Level'. 

 

 

 

 

Bad Jokes Are Illegal

 Bad Jokes Are Illegal 

 
Did you hear about the snail that got arrested? His attorney was too slow in proving he was innocent!
 
What do you get when you cross an insect with a kangaroo? A  grasshopper!

Did you hear about the bread  that had to go to the hospital? Yeah, it got sliced up pretty bad!
 
Did you hear about the flea that wanted to be a cat? Yeah, it wanted to be a 'Flealine'!
 
What do you call a cop who is always inside a police station? 'Injustice'!

I'm Gonna Nail This Joke

 I'm Gonna Nail This Joke 

 
A five year old boy wanted to help his dad build a dog house for his new dog. He worked with his dad all day. The dog house came out great. The boy was very happy but told his dad the dog house needed one more thing. The boy put a sign on the dog house. The sign read 'My Dog Only. Daddy Not Allowed When He Gets In Trouble With Mom'.  
 
 



 

Eating Fast Food For A Solid Month

Warning***Photo May Make You Want To Eat Vegetables***Warning
 
This How My Wife and I Looked After Eating Nothing But Fast Food For One Month