Bad Jokes Are Illegal
Did you hear about the snail that got arrested? His attorney was too slow in proving he was innocent!
What do you get when you cross an insect with a kangaroo? A grasshopper!
Did you hear about the bread that had to go to the hospital? Yeah, it got sliced up pretty bad!
Did you hear about the flea that wanted to be a cat? Yeah, it wanted to be a 'Flealine'!
What do you call a cop who is always inside a police station? 'Injustice'!
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