Time To Laugh : June 2026

Funny Airplane Jokes

Did you hear about the pilot who barely passed flying school? Yeah, he winged it.

Where do birds like to go and have fun? To the 'Airfare'.

What airline does a Bald Eagle use? American Airlines.

Did you hear about the pilot who could barely stay awake after flying all night? Yeah, he crashed.

Did you hear about the airport that got sick? Yeah, it was terminal.

Why couldn't the airport be happy? It was carrying too much baggage around.

Did the hear the airline failed geometry? Yeah, it kept circling too many planes.

Why don't people like seeing a movie with an airplane? Because the airplane gives away the 'Spoiler'.

Why did the flight attendant quit her job? Because her jet was always lagging behind.

Why was the airplane so smart and reliable? Because it stayed grounded.

What does the airplane like to order in a restaurant? Wings.

Did you hear the pilot had a great idea? Yeah, his idea really took off.

Sam was a simple custodian who worked at a famous college. On his vacation he took a cruise. On the cruise he saw two professors on board who worked at his college. Both men sneered at him like he was stupid.

The cruise ship ran into a storm and started to sink. Sam managed to get onto a life boat with the two professors and make it to an island. "We're famous and brilliant. Surely someone will come look for us," the two professors exclaimed and then rolled their eyes at Sam. "But certainly not...him."

Sam spotted three bottles washed up on the beach. Each bottle had a piece of paper and a pencil. "Yes, we'll write our names and put them into the bottles and throw them out to sea. Whoever finds the bottles will recognize our names and know how famous we are and send help immediately!" the two professors cheered. Then they rolled their eyes at Sam. "But not him. He doesn't have the brains to count past two."

Sam shrugged his shoulders and went to the other side of the island. He wrote something on the piece of paper he had, put the paper into the bottle and tossed it into the waves. The next day a rescue boat showed up on his side of the island and rescued him. Years later the two professors were recused. When they got back to their college they saw Sam smiling and whistling as he worked. "How did you get rescued!" they demanded.

"I wrote something and put in that bottle I had," Sam answered.

"What could a dummy like you write that was more important than what we wrote!" the two professors hollered.

"Oh, just the coordinates to the island," Sam answered with a smile and walked away.