Corny Joke Corner: Where the Jokes are so Corny You Don't Need Corn to Laugh

 

What did the bee say to his friend who offered to help her get the honey jar ready for autumn?

"Oh, you're as 'sweet as honey' for helping me"

 

 Why did the little the little boy work out with pails full of honey so much?

He wanted to be 'Bee' very strong

 

 

 

 

Why did the girl bug go to the beach and build a huge sandcastle?

She wanted to become the 'Queen' insect

 

 

What did the cat tell his ball of yarn when the yarn became suspicious over what he was saying?

"Look, there's no 'Strings' attached

 

 

Why was the regular cow so mad at the milk cow?

The milk cow wouldn't let the regular cow 'Milk' the situation for all it was worth 

 

Why did the shark need braces?

He had an awful 'Overbite' 

 

Why did the crab need to borrow money?

He was in bad financial 'Pinch'