1. Why don't alligators get to drink 'Gatorade'?
2. Why can't Alligators attend college? They are 'Florida Gators'.
3. Why doesn't someone give Alligators swimming lessons? They can only float with their eyes out of the water
4. Why don't people realize Alligators are great golfers? They always eat a hole in one.
5. Why do Alligators dig for gold? They are always searching for 'Gator Nuggets'.
Joey the Pig
1. Why do Pigs have to go to the Dermatologist when they get 'Pork Skin'?
2. Why do Pigs always 'Squeal' to the police when they are arrested?
3. Why do Pigs always say 'Here's Mud in Your Eye'?
4. Why do Pigs calm down when they get stressed? They're told to stop 'Pigging Out'.
5. Why do Pigs use when they are ill? The perfect 'Oinkment'
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