How Spiderman Outsmarted Joker

How Spiderman Outsmarted Joker

                        

 

Batman, Incredible Hulk and Spiderman all get trapped by Joker. Joker gives them one wish apiece. They have to be clever with their wishes. Joker is in a mischievous mood.

Batman goes first. He thinks and thinks. Then he makes his wish: "I wish I had the powers of a real bat! Then I could fly away!" Bam! Batman becomes a real bat and is able to fly. He's immediately infected with rabies and hides in shame for the rest of his life. Joker laughs.

 The Incredible Hulk is next. He thinks and thinks. Then he makes his wish. "I wish I was normal and then no villain would try and trap me." Bam! The Incredible Hulks turns into a wimpy cry baby who sunburns easily. He hides in shame.  Joker laughs.

Spiderman is next. He sees that Batman and the Incredible Hulk both made wishes that backfired on them. He knows his wish has to be just right and worded very carefully. He asks Joker: "If I can shoot one web and cover the entire world in the next five seconds will let you me live and give me money each month?"

Joker thinks Spiderman is bluffing and agrees to the deal.

Spiderman makes his wish: "I wish I were owner of the internet." Bam. Spiderman's wish is granted. He becomes owner of the World Wide Web. Now Joker has to pay his internet bill each month. 

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