Todays Mario and Luigi Joke

 

Mario and Luigi walk into a pizza shop. They announce: "We were hired to fix a toilet!We'll fix the toilet for a two free pizzas."

The owner of the pizza shop agrees. Mario and Luigi smile. They have an easy job and two free pizzas. But when they go into the bathroom they find Koopa shoving gooey cheese into the toilet. They yell at Koopa: What you doing? We'll never be able to unclog that toilet now!"

Koopa answers: "I wanted a pizza. I like stinky cheese on my pizza. The pizza shop was out so I'm making some stinky cheese myself!"

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