1. People think you've escaped from a medical research facility
2. Your dog is always trying to chew on your bones
3. Your girlfriend is jealous because you are skinnier than she is
4. You never wear a costume but people always think you are going to a costume party
5. Your bones rattle so much you scare your neighbors
6. Your doctor tries to use you in his medical class
7. Your science teacher always has a bone to pick with you
8. Your siblings try to bury you in the backyard
9. Chef's are always trying to use you to make bone broth
10. Your funny bone can no longer tell fat jokes
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