1. Your dog has requested that you start calling him MacGyver and you find him trying to build a bomb out of a toilet paper roll
2. Your dog thinks the Queen of England is really the dog catcher and puts cayenne pepper in all of her tea
3. Your dog demands he be allowed to attend Harvard Law School because he wants to become a lawyer and defend all dogs that get in trouble for peeing in the house
4. Your dog goes to the movie store and rents 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' because he wants Shredder to open all of his cans of dog food.
5. Your dog is making plans to break into the veterinarian's office and to steal all the dog muzzles in order to sell them on the black market
6. Your dog refuses to eat his dog food because he claims there's hidden insects in the food that want to take over his brain
7. Your dog performs stand-up comedy routines for the local stray cats in order to earn enough money to pay for a new Accordion
8. Your dog tapes himself to the ceiling because he claims the floor is wired and CIA agents are everywhere
9. Your dog plans to run for President in order to decree 'Peeing On A Fire Hydrant' a national holiday
10. Your dog watches nothing but Mr. Bean
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