What did the heatwave say to the kid who was nervous about a test? Hey, don't sweat it!
Why was the laundry so hot? It was washing sweat socks!
Why didn't people like the beach ball? It was full of hot air!
What did the sun like to put on its food? Hot sauce!
Where did the sun like to go surfing? Where there were heatwaves!
Why did the beach get scared when the cops showed up? Because the heat was on!
How did the heatwave like its eggs? Sunny side up!
What kind of animal does the sun own? Hot dogs!
Where does the sun go to work? A sweat factory!
Why do comedians put their jokes out in the sun? They want them to really sizzle!
What does the sun like to snack on? Hot Fries!
Why does the sun make a great detective? It's always hot on someone's tail!
What did the sun say when it wasn't feeling good? I'm not feeling so hot!
Where does the sun go to play sports? Inside the Heat Dome!
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