What did the monkey use to fix a broken vase? Gorilla Glue!
What was the Grizzly told when he stomped his toe? You have to bear the pain!
Did the hear Mr. Owl became a comedian? Yeah, he was a real hoot!
Did you hear the buck had a crush? Yeah, he really fawned over the girl he liked!
What do frogs use to write letters on? A lily pad!
Why was the elephant always doing laundry? He was always busy washing his trunks!
What kind of car do horses like to drive? Mustangs!
Why did the skunk take a bath in milk? It was trying to make stinky cheese!
Where does a turtle go to buy gas? Shell!
Did you hear the Golden Retriever was building a house? Yeah, he was using dogwood!
What did Mr. Toad like to learn on? A LeapFrog!
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