Care Bear Countdown Jokes For The Kids

 

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Did you hear the Care Bear woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Yeah, he was A Grumpy Bear all day! 

Did you hear the Care Bear became a Cardiologist? He was great at Heart Care! 

Did you hear the Care Bear opened a store? Yeah, he called his store Love-A-Lot!

What Care Bear always got in trouble for not paying attention in school? Day Dream Bear! 

What Care Bear do people like to be around on vacation? A good Ocean Breeze Bear! 

What Care Bear works for the CIA? Secret Bear! 

What did the coach tell his players? Do Your Best Bears! 

What Care Bear does not like clocks? Bed Time Bear! 

Why did the Care Bear's teacher always brag on him? Because he was Always There in class! 

Did you hear the Care Bear had people rolling on the floor? Yeah, he was really a Laugh A lot Bear!