Don't Knock Knock My Jokes

 

A mouse was sitting quietly in his mouse hole when he heard someone knocking on the front door. He peeked his head out. "Who is it?" he timidly asked.

"Knock knock," a mean voice answered back.

The mouse tensed up. The voice belonged to a cat."Who is it?" he dared to ask again.

"Cat."

The mouse winced. "Cat who?"

"I'm gonna catcha very soon!"

The mouse panicked and called a friend. Soon his friend arrived and stood on the inside of the front door. He knocked on the door.

The cat standing outside, thinking it was the mouse, answered with a sly grin: "Who is it?"

"Dog Pound!"

The cat stopped grinning and gulped when he heard the dog's voice. "Dog Pound who?" he gulped again.

"Dog gonna pound the cat in the next two seconds!"

The cat screamed and ran away.

The mouse thanked the dog for saving him with a joke: "Knock knock!" 

"Who's there?" the dog smiled.

"Feline."

"Feline who?" the dog asked.

"That mean cat sure made a feline out of here!"