My Sarcastic Turtle

It was autumn and my turtle wanted to grow a prize winning pumpkin. Instead our neighbor won the contest. I joked and told my turtle, "Don't be green with envy!"

I thought my joke was funny. My turtle did not.  

 

My turtle colored my face orange and drew a clown on it. Then he made me stand in his pumpkin patch to scare away scarecrows. 

Now when my turtle wants to grow a prize winning pumpkin and loses I just tell him winning second place isn't so bad.

I have a very sarcastic turtle.