What do astronomers like to eat? Milky Ways!
What did the astronaut find in outer space? A lot of Mars Bars!
Did you hear the candy bar lost it's animal? Yeah, it went around yelling: Here Kit Kat!
Where does a rich candy bar live? On Fifth Avenue!
Did you hear the candy bar was in debt? Yeah, it owed a Thousand Grand!
Did you hear the candy bar was always very happy? Yeah, it was always filled with Almond Joy!
Why was the candy bar so clumsy? It had Butterfingers!
What day of the week does a candy bar love the most? PayDay!
Did you hear the candy bar failed its math test? Yeah, it got a Zero!
How does a candy bar laugh at a joke? It Snickers to itself!
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