My Sarcastic Turtle

I told this joke to my Turtle today:  

"Why did the Turtle have to go see a psychiatrist? Because he was shell-shocked!" 

I thought the joke was very funny. My Turtle, on the other hand, did not. He has an attitude at times.

My Turtle looked at me like I was insane and then told me a joke.

"What happened to the man who told his Turtle a dumb joke? He ended up being shelled with lawsuits!" 

Then my Turtle told me to shut up and leave him alone before he sued me for emotional and mental damage. I'm afraid of my Turtle's lawyer so I left him alone.

I have a very sarcastic Turtle.