My Sarcastic Turtle

My turtle was going to the grocery store to get some ingredients to make pies. I joked and said, "Don't forget to buy some good shells!"

I thought my joke was funny. My turtle did not.

 

My turtle came home with a bag full of vitamins and told me to take some. I asked him why. 

He said because my brain needs a boost when I tell dumb jokes. He shoved an entire bottle of vitamins down my throat. 

Now when my turtle wants to bake pies I just ask him for a slice and keep my mouth shut.

I have a very sarcastic turtle.