Before I Turned 40
I've been up all night drinking coffee and writing the best jokes you'll ever read!!! You will laugh at my jokes!!!
Knock knock? Who's there? P! P Who? Pee-ew, your jokes stink!
After I turned 40
Why couldn't the alphabet stay awake? It had too many ZZZ's in it.
What's that you say? My jokes put you to sleep? Yeah, me, too. Goodnight.
The point to my story? Don't try to think up jokes at 5 o'clock in the morning when you're past 40...unless you can think up a bunch of old jokes that don't stink!
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