How did the Ninja Turtles feel after finding out their pizza had anchovies on it? Really Shell Shocked!
Why did Splinter hire his enemy? He needed a Shredder in his office!
Why did Shredder have such a huge medical bill? He had to send his Foot Clan to see a Podiatrist!
Why didn't Shredder trust Splinter? He thought Splinter was a real Rat!
What does Shredder like to have for dinner? Turtle Soup!
Why do the Ninja Turtles have to take baths everyday? Their always covered in Ooze!
What does April O'Neil shine her news van with? Turtle Wax!
Why does the pizza delivery man like to deliver to the Ninja Turtles? They really know how to shell out a good tip!
Why couldn't Shredder trust Bebop? He wasn't Rock Steady enough!
How does New York get electricity when the lights goes out? Turtle Power!!!
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