Why was the television so good a geometry? It was great at measuring tubes!
Did you hear a television went on vacation? Yeah, the location was real remote!
What does a television like to watch? Anything on the Big Screen!
What does a television like to grow? Couch Potatoes!
Why was the television so cold? It had a bunch of snow in it!
Why did the television think it was an animal? It has Rabbit Ears!
Why is the television never late? It shows up on time!
Why was the television so sad? Because it was always being asked to change!
Did you hear people came all around to see an amazing trick? Yeah, they wanted to see a TV stand!
What does the cable channel sell at an antique store? Classic Television!
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