Why did the comedian yell out in pain? His funny bone was hurting!
Did you hear the medical student failed his class? Yeah, he thought his teacher was brain dead.
Why was the doctor so confused? He always walked around with his foot in his mouth!
Why was the Optometrist so sneaky? Because he was always eyeing everyone behind their backs!
Why was the Cardiologist a good dancer? His heart had the best beats!
What does a Podiatrist do when his car breaks down? He calls a Toe Truck.
Why does Gastroenterologist make a great English teacher? He has plenty of semicolons to spare.
What did the Neurosurgeon say when he performed brain surgery on a bunch of criminals? I had to go into a lot of cells!
Did you hear the surgeon got thrown out of class? Yeah, he couldn't make the cut!
Did you hear the cartoon came back to life? Yeah, it was animated again.
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