Why couldn't the fast food worker join the Army? Because he was bad at taking orders!
Why was the little boy hamburger mad at his friends? Because they kept calling him Patty!
Why did the hamburger have to go to the hospital? Because he burned his buns!
Did you hear the condiment lost the race? Yeah, it could never Ketchup to the rest of the runners.
Did you hear the hamburger had to go on a diet? Yeah, he was really a Big Mac!
Why did the restaurant workers get under a table to protect themselves? They got caught in a Milkshake!
What do you give sad stomachs? Happy Meals!
Who do all the hamburgers bow down to? The Dairy Queen!
Why do American's wear Berets when they eat fast food? Because their potatoes are French Fried!
How do hamburgers like their jokes? Well done!
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