Why did the rich man go broke? He lost his business cents!
What is always high up the business ladder? The Top Hat!
Why was the rich man always having his suits cleaned? Because he was always going into a Piggy Bank!
Why was the bankers wife so mad at him? Because he would never Teller anything about his day!
What did the wealthy man order his chef to cook? Foods rich in flavor!
Why did the rich man make so much money in math class? He always drew silver linings!
Why did the rich man fail his driving test? Because all he could see were money signs!
Did you hear the rich man was too dumb buy anything? Yeah, he was always using fools gold!
Did you hear the rich man was asked to be a lifeguard at a bank? Yeah, he was great at saving money!
Why did the rich man call the fire department when he went shopping? Because he had plenty of money to burn!
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