Why was the hot dog so tired? It could never mustard enough strength to ketchup to his friends!
Did you hear the pizza got a sunburn? Yeah, it was always being served hot and ready!
Why did the milk work out all the time? Because it wanted to look good for the Dairy Queen!
Why can't anyone get a cookie sad? Because a cookie is happy even when the chips are down!
Why did the ice cream end up in a mental hospital? It had a complete melt down!
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