Snow Mail Today Jokes

 

Roger the Snowman was getting ready to go check his mailbox. His wife asked him why? "We never get any mail," his wife complained.

Roger sighed. "I guess you're right. We never get any mail."

"Well maybe we would," Roger's wife fussed, "if you stopped giving all of our friends a cold shoulder!" 

 Where do Snowmen go to get their mail? The Frost Office! 

 Junior Snowman was sick. His mother brought him a bowl of hot soup. "Aw mom," he complained, "now my nose is really gonna run!" 

Betty the Snowman had just finished vacuuming her home when her children ran in and spread snow everywhere. "Look what you children are doing! You're making my clean rug all white again!" 

Bob the Snowman hated his job. He asked his boss for a transfer. "Why?" his boss asked. 

Bob threw up his hands and exclaimed: "Because I work with a bunch of flakes!"