Why did the leaf hurt itself when summer ended? It was always 'Falling' down!
Why did the tree get along with Grizzly's when Autumn arrived? Because it was very 'Bare'!
Why did the Turkey get a belly ache? Because it always 'Gobbled' its food down!
Why were birds afraid when it got dark during the Autumn months? They were 'Scare Crows'!
Where do people get flat tires fixed during Autumn? At 'Pumpkin Patches'!
What do people who greet people like to do for fun during the Autumn Months? They like to go on 'Hay Rides'.
What apple is a little old and arrives late but makes Autumn great? 'Granny Smith'!
Did you hear the autumn months worked for the CIA? Yeah, they're full of 'Prairie Spy' Apples!
What do Churches play during the Autumn Months? 'Hay Bales'!
Why is a tree so funny during Autumn? Because its jokes are always 'Colorful'!
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