Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Don't Be Bluey With These Jokes (For The Kids)

Picture from Free Clip Art  


Did you hear Bandit became a famous chef? Yeah, he had the world's greatest Chilli!

Why didn't Bluey's sister like going to church on game night? Everyone kept yelling 'Bingo'!  

Who two things does Aunt Trixie like on the 4th of July? Stars and Stripes forever!

Why does Aunt Trixie hate doing laundry? She always comes up missing Socks!

Why did Chilli call the police? There was a Bandit in her home!

What does Bluey do when it gets cold? She starts looking for some warm Coco! 

Did you hear Bluey wanted to play baseball with an apple? Yeah, she tried to hit it with a fruit bat! 

Did you hear one of Blue's friends got in a fight at the grocery store? Her friend had to Judo Chop the food! 

Why couldn't Bandit's Mum ever have guest over for dinner? She could ever find her glasses! 

Did you hear Bandit loved to go to comedy shows? Yeah, one comedian was totally Rad!  


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