Why were the movie goers looking all over the movie theater? They were trying to find part two to their movie!
Why did the movie goers go to the playground? They were told their movie would start playing soon!
Did you hear Sherlock Holmes went to the movie theater to catch criminals? Yeah, there were a lot of piracy happening!
Why was the doctor called to the movie theater? The movie had a painful review!
What did the box of popcorn tell the movie goers? You better butter up to me!
Did you hear the movie theater was full of flies? Yeah, it didn't have enough Screens to keep them out!
Did you hear Peter Pan loved to go see a certain movie? Yeah, the movie never grew old to him!
What did the skunk tell his parents when he got home from the movie theater? The movie I saw really stunk!
Why did the comedian take his wife to the movie theater on Valentines Day? He wanted to see a Romantic Comedy with her!

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