Why did the old man dread the sun coming up? He hated the dawn of a new age!
Did you hear the old man refused to tell the truth about his diet? Yeah, he had too many false teeth in his mouth!
Did you hear a single person wouldn't work for the old man? Yeah, he lost all of his hearing aids!
Did you hear the old man went to a dance in his wheelchair? Yeah, but when he got there he transferred over to a rocking chair!
Why did the old man call his doctor? He had to Ensure he was okay!
Why didn't the old man ever try to finish a book? He was only a Wrinkle In Time!
Why did an antique dealer go to a Senior Citizen Center looking for watches? There were a bunch of old timers there!
Did you hear the old man never took a bath? Yeah, he wanted to reach a ripe old age!
Did you hear people came from all over to the fill up their car at the old man's house? Yeah, he had plenty of gas!
Why was the comedian upset about turning 70yrs old? Because getting old was no joke!
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