Why was the soldier sad on movie night? He couldn't find enough Colonels to make popcorn!
What did the soldier say when he was asked how his day went by his commanding officer? Oh, nothing Major happened today!
Why did the soldier go outside of his classroom to eat lunch? He wanted to eat in the Chow Hall!
Did you hear the soldier was overly eager? Yeah, he wanted to be the First Sergeant!
Why did the soldier get in trouble on the firing range? He was caught reading a lot of magazines!
Did you hear the soldier like to travel in style? Yeah, he liked to fly Private First Class all the way!
Did you hear the soldier got into trouble? Yeah, he left while marching because he couldn't get it right!
Did you hear the soldier got in trouble again? Yeah, he had to do a lot of General chores!
Did you hear the soldier was a great musician? Yeah, he was great at playing a lot of basses!
Did you hear the soldier never got in trouble for being funny? Yeah, he always camouflaged his jokes!
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