Did you hear the body builder loved seafood? Yeah, all he ate were mussels!
Did you hear the body builder had to go see a psychiatrist? Yeah, all of his problems were weighing him down!
Why did the psychiatrist tell the body builder to stay off his treadmill? Because the guy was always running from his problems!
Why did the body builder's wife get mad at him? Because he never lifted her up when she felt down!
Did you hear the body builder played an instrument that wasn't smart? Yeah, all he could play were dumb bells!
Why did everyone get hurt when they worked with out a body builder? The body builder kept dropping pounds!
Why did the body builder keep putting on weight? Because lifting a hundred pounds was a piece of cake to him!
Why did the body builder's wife take him to anger management classes? Because he always hit the showers after working out!
Did you hear the body builder always had a positive attitude? Yeah, he always told people to keep their chin-ups!
Why did the body builder's jokes help people lose weight? Because his jokes made people sit up and laugh!
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