Did you hear the cowboy was the first one to ever think up a computer? Yeah, he was always putting in post!
Did you hear the cowboy could only work on a ladder? Yeah, he worked when it was high noon!
Why did the cowboy get mad when he went to the store? The store didn't have any horse shoes!
Why did the cowboy take his rifle to the eye doctor? The rifle was having problems with it sights!
Did you hear the cowboy became a driving instructor? Yeah, he went on a lot of cattle drives!
Did you hear the cowboy tried to open a dry cleaning business but failed? Yeah, everyone was afraid of his shooting iron!
Did you hear the cowboy's horse wasn't very nice? The horse wanted to reign the world!
Why did the cowboy take his gun to anger management classes? His gun was getting into a lot of fights!
Did you hear the cowboy studied science inside of a jail? Yeah, he wanted to understand how cells worked!
Why did the cowboy tell jokes at ranches? There were plenty of hands to clap for him!
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