Did you hear the banker was cold? Yeah, his accounts were frozen!
Did you hear the first-aid kit wanted to play hockey? Yeah, it wanted to belong to a good ice pack!
Why did the snowman get made fun of? It had a really bad frost bite!
Why didn't Santa Claus let his reindeer go to Diary Queen on Christmas Eve? All the reindeer wanted Blizzards!
Why couldn't the snowman ever perform on stage? He always got cold feet!
Why were all the criminals so cold? They were always being told to freeze!
Why did the sun love going to the North Pole? It loved to make a slushy!
Did you hear all the cows got caught outside in the cold? Yeah, all they could make were milk shakes!
Did you hear the snowman wanted to start eating healthy? Yeah, it started to eat corn flakes!
Did you hear the snowman became a famous comedian? Yeah, but he could only perform inside of ice rinks!
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