Why did E.T. have so much debt? Because he kept making too many long distance phone calls and couldn't pay his bill!
Why did Optimus Prime call the power company and complain? Because all of his 'Transformers' went out!
Why did kids have trouble in the 1980s? Because they had a lot of 'Growing Pains'!
Who did the thief get caught by after stealing a bunch of stuff at the home of a great inventor? Inspector Gadget!
Why did Johnny 5 always have a bad temper? He had a very 'Short Circuit'!
When did all the animals in the forest gather to see the rocket blast into space? When the 'Care Bear Countdown' began!
What did Heathcliff do when he needed a ride to the fish market? He called the 'Catillac Cats' for a ride!
Why didn't parents like the name 'Dennis' in the 80s? Because kids with that name grew up to be a 'Menace'!
Why didn't Mario make it to his spaghetti dinner on time? Because he was really 'Drained' from work!
Why wasn't doing the laundry ever boring in the 80s? Because the laundry always had a bunch of 'Shirt Tales'!
Why did people like playing cards in the 80s? Because they always got a 'Full House'!
What did MacGyver do when he got in trouble? Hey, we're talking about MacGyver, the guy can do anything!
No comments:
Post a Comment