Monday, July 20, 2026

That's All Folks Jokes

 

Photo from Free Clip-Art Library 
 
What does Bugs Bunny say to a tall medical professional? What's Up Doc?
 
Why couldn't Daffy Duck become famous? He always had bad billing!
 
What did Tweety Bird bring for dessert? A Puddy Cat!  
 
Did you hear Yosemite Sam lost the shooting contest? Yeah, he missed his target by a Hare! 
 
Why didn't Pepe Le Pew get cast as a star? He acting stunk! 
 
Why did Foghorn Leghorn tell bad jokes? Because he could never figure why the chicken crossed the road! 
 
Why couldn't the Coyote get hired by UPS? He wasn't a good Roadrunner! 
 
Did you hear Porky Pig could never make friends? Yeah, he was a real swine! 
 
What cat food does Sylvester take to work with him everyday? 9Lives!   
 
Why is Marvin the Martian the greatest comedian of all time? His jokes are out of this world! 
 
 
 
 

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