How does a hockey player shoot a gun? With a bunch of slap shots!
Why don't family reunions happen at picnics? There's too many aunts around!
Why was the history teacher so paranoid? Because he kept thinking the past was behind him!
Why did the man take a bowl of fruit to see a psychiatrist? Because his wife said she wanted some fruit loops!
What did the gun use to make a great slide show with? A lot of bullet points!
Did you hear the missile wasn't chosen for a promotion? Yeah, its work attitude wasn't explosive enough!
What snack did the cookie asked for when its mother went to the store? Chocolate Chips!
Did you hear the glass of juice won a fight? Yeah, it had some real punch to it!
Did you hear the tornado got in trouble for lying? Yeah, it tried to twist the truth around!
Did you hear the joke book did the same thing day in and day out? Yeah, it loved it's comedy routine!
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