My Sarcastic Turtle

My turtle told me he wanted to go to the beach for the day. 

I joked and said: Don't be too crabby if you don't find any shells! 

I thought my joke was funny. My turtle did not.

 

My turtle came home from the beach with some crabs. He put the crabs in my bed while I was sleeping. 

The next time my turtle went to the beach I just told him to have a good time.

I have a very sarcastic turtle.