Why was the woman so mad at her boyfriend? He wasn't Engaging enough!
Why couldn't the newlyweds communicate very well? Their reception was bad!
Did you hear the newlyweds had a sweet tooth? Yeah, they liked their Honeymoon!
Why was the woman so tired when she was proposed to? Her boyfriend was running rings around her!
How do newlyweds see through their eyes? Love at first sight!
Did you hear the husband was worried over the bills? Yeah, he could only get a penny for his wife's thoughts!
Why did the woman hit her boyfriend with a broom when he asked her to marry him? He didn't propose in a way that swept her off her feet!
Did you hear the newlyweds bought two rifles? Yeah, they wanted to go house hunting!
Why did the boyfriend take his girlfriend to go bungee jumping? He was ready to take the leap with her!
What did the husband say when his wife told him she was pregnant? You're kidding!
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