Why did the Mafia Boss fire the ventriloquist? He was a real dummy!
Did you the hear the ventriloquist tried to plead the Fifth Amendment? He couldn't because his mouth kept moving!
Did you hear the Mafia boss kept teasing the ventriloquist? Yeah, he kept throwing his voice around!
What did the Mafia boss tell the ventriloquist when the cops arrived? Keep your mouth shut!
Why was the ventriloquist a bad witness in court? He was too tight-lipped!
Why did the Mafia Boss think the ventriloquist was crazy? He had a lot of voices in his head!
Why was the Mafia Boss suspicious over the ventriloquist? He didn't sound real enough!
What did the Mafia Boss tell the ventriloquist about his dummy? He's a real chip off the old block!
Did you hear the ventriloquist witnessed the Mafia Boss commit a crime? Yeah, but he never said a word!
Why didn't the ventriloquist need a gun to protect himself against the Mafia Boss? Because he was always shooting off at the mouth!
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