More Jokes 80s Style (Songs Only)

 

Where did everyone meet in the 80s? At 'Our House', in the middle of Our Street

What did the boy tell his mother when he saw a flock of seagulls at the beach? 'I Ran So Far Away' 

Why didn't kids in the 80s ever try to go to college? Because they all had 'Simple Minds'

Why were there so many super villains in the 80s? Because 'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' 

What did everyone say when someone knocked on their door in the 80s? 'Who Can It Be Now'

What did you say when you fell in love in the 80s? 'Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now'

Why did people in the 80's get burned feet all the time? Because they were always 'Walking On Sunshine'

What did you say when you found your soul mate in the 80s? 'Never Gonna Give You Up' 

Why did people go outside at night in the 80s all the time? They wanted to see a 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' 

Where did everybody want to go on vacation in the 80s? The Land 'Down Under'    

Why didn't people go into a jungle in the 80s? Because they were afraid of the 'Eye of the Tiger' 

What did sports teams in the 80s tell each other? 'Take On Me' 

What did people tell each other in the 80s when they said goodbye? 'Don't You Forget About Me'