My Sarcastic Turtle

 I told my Turtle a joke today. 

'Why did the Turtle get in trouble at his job? Because he was too slow at doing his work!' 

I thought the joke was funny. My Turtle did not.

 

My Turtle called the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and reported me for work place harassment. 

I'm no longer allowed to tell my Turtle jokes when he's on the clock.

I have a very sarcastic Turtle