What is a Polar Bears favorite snack? Ice Chips!
Did you hear the Polar Bear needed a map? Yeah, it couldn't find Caribou!
Why is music so pretty in the snow? Because it's played by Harp Seals!
Did you hear the Polar Bear got a new hair do? Yeah, it wanted some Arctic Hare!
Why did the Polar Bear carry an umbrella? There were a lot of reindeer around!
Who do the cold weather animals obey? The Emperor Penguin!
What tool does a Polar Bear like to use? A snow owl!
Did you hear the Polar Bear failed at selling shaving razors? It tried to sell them to Bearded Seals!
Why does the Polar Bear write outside only when it's snowing? It needs white out to erase mistakes!
Did you hear the Orca Whale became a famous comedian? Yeah, it had killer jokes!
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