Why did the baseball player get put in a mental hospital? He went a little batty!
Why did the race car driver have to quit driving? He went a little loopy!
Why did the the grocery store get shut down? It's fruit section went Bananas!
Why did the astronaut get locked in a cell? He went out of his mind!
Why didn't people want to go near the scale? Its mind was always unbalanced!
Why the game store closed? It lost its marbles!
Why did the audiologist get fired? His mind was unsound!
Why did the zoo have to call the mental hospital? All of the animals went apes!
Why did the Seismologist go insane? His mind cracked!
Why did the comedian get locked away when his routine fell apart? He became severely unglued!
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