Sunday, July 19, 2026

I want Some Peanuts With My Jokes

 

 Picture is from Free Clip-Art Library 

Why was Charlie Brown so happy when he felt sad? He had a lot of 'Good Grief'!

Why was Pig Pen so good at blackmailing everybody? Because he had dirt on all of his friends!

Did you hear Marcie had a sweet tooth? Yeah, she always liked to have Peppermint Patty around.  

Why does Snoopy Love the 1960s so much? Because he's always at Woodstock's place!

Why couldn't Schroeder unlock the door to his home? He was off one key! 

Why does Snoopy have weird dreams about World War I? He's always eating Red Baron pizza right before bed! 

Why did Snoopy cry out in pain at a family reunion? He stepped on a Spike! 

Why does Linus carry his blanket to school everyday? He needs a lot of book covers! 

Why can't Charlie Brown Sing in the choir during baseball season? Because his pitch is always bad!  

Why can't Charlie Brown get his sizes right? Because all he sees is a little red headed girl!  

 

 

 

 

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