Why did the kid get in trouble in math class? His excuse didn't add up.
Did you hear the math class was angry at each other? Yeah, they were divided over an issue.
What did the kid tell his teacher when she remembered he forgot his homework? Forget about it, that's history!
What did the kid tell the principal after he got into a fight? I was just trying to teach the other kid some punctuation!
Why did the kid go to shop class? His teacher told him he needed to learn his multiplication tables!
What did the kid tell his teacher after cleaning the blackboard? Chalk one up for me!
Why did the kid study astronomy so much? He wanted to be a star pupil!
Why didn't the kid have friends when he was learning subtraction? Because he was always taking away from people!
What did the kid tell the principal after skipping school and going to the circus? I was attending a social studies class!
Why did the kid leave school and go to his bedroom? He was told to go to his homeroom.
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