What did Spiderman do when he got bored? He got on the Web!
Did you hear the Incredible Hulk gave the weatherman some advice? Yeah, he told him to stop having a bad temperature!
Why did Batman refuse to play tennis with the Joker? Because the Joker always had a good ace up his sleeve!
Why didn't Mr. Freeze have any friends? He was always giving everyone a cold shoulder!
What did Catwoman tell the doctor when she hurt her foot? "Meoowwww."
Why did the Flash win the debate? He really knew how to run his mouth!
Why did Robin hate to play hockey? His wings were always being clipped on the ice!
Why was the Penguin being watched by the cops? His behavior was really fishy!
Did you hear Iron Man had a lot of friends? Yeah, he had a magnetic personality!
Did you hear Superman started his own transportation business? He promised to get his customers to to their location faster than a speeding bullet!
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