Why did the pianist fail his class? He kept forgetting his notes!
Did you hear the pianist couldn't get into his home? Yeah, he couldn't find the right key!
Did you hear the pianist had to get stitches? Yeah, he cut himself on a lot of sharp notes!
Where does a pianist live in London? In his flat!
Why was the pianist so poor? He only had quarter notes in his pocket!
Did you hear the sheet music went to prison? Yeah, it really ended up behind bars!
Why was the pianist so tired all the time? He could only get in a half rest during the day!
Did the you hear the sheet music was very forgetful? Yeah, it kept repeating the same notes!
Why didn't the pianist like the playing the violin? It wasn't his forte!
Why did the pianist get in trouble when he brought his report card home? He had some serious Major F's on it!
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