Why couldn't Tom trust Jerry with a secret? Jerry was a real ratfink!
Why couldn't Jerry ever keep a secret? He was always letting the cat out of the bag!
Why didn't Jerry invite Tom to his birthday? Tom always brought cheesy presents!
Did you hear Jerry played a lot of pranks on Tom? Yeah, he set up a lot of mousetraps!
Did you hear Tom and Jerry moved to different places? Yeah, they liked to write about their 'Tail of Two Cities'.
Who did Tom cheer for when he watched Inspector Gadget? Dr. Claw!
Did you hear Tom got in trouble with the law? Yeah, he was caught Cat Littering!
Who does Tom have a crush on? Catwoman!
Did you hear Jerry worked as an eye doctor? Yeah, he had to take care of three blind mice!
Why does Tom tell the best jokes? Because all of his jokes have nine punch lines!
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