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How did the nurse tell the computer to eat his soup? She told him to take megabytes!
Why do computers make great firefighters? Nothing can get past their fire walls!
What does a female computer like to wear when it goes out on a date? Software!
Why can't a computer get hurt? It wears a lot of hardware!
Did you hear the computer had a good cleaning job? Yeah, it had a bunch of Windows to clean!
Did you hear the computer was fired from its job? Yeah, it was always Asleep!
Did you the hear the computer wanted to be famous? Yeah, it really wanted to be on the big screen!
Why isn't a computer good at debating? It keeps getting shutdown!
Why did the computer get taken to the hospital? It received a horrible screenshot!
Why can't a computer ever get over being sick? It never has enough Vitamin C in it's drive!
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